St. Louis Set To Become First City Center To Ban Basic Bitches

Starting next month, the city of St. Louis will no longer allow basic bitches in its downtown area, becoming a pioneer in America’s fight against basic bitchdom. This move will ban people like Rebeka, who spells it with a K like the unoriginal wannabe that she is, from accessing parts of the city deemed too important to ruin with her shrill voice and Gucci knock-offs. Retailers like Hollister or the Apple Store have protested against the move, arguing that it will negatively affect their bottom-line, but were then told to “shut the hell up.”

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