6 Halloween Costume Ideas Inspired By The Mueller Report

It’s never too early to get started on this year’s Halloween costume and obviously you cannot go as something you like. Joy? Enjoyment? FUN? Oh I’m sorry, have you not been paying attention to the news, buddy/budette? The world is a raging dumpster fire of clown corpses with Nazi armbands. There is no more goodness left on the planet. All we have left is detached irony to stop everyone from noticing we’re crying and dying on the inside. So dress up as the fucking Mueller Report or something. Here’s how:

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