The Smart Way To Faking Your Own Funeral

Sometimes, life comes at you fast. Before you know it, you find yourself owning a house, having a family, and owing $70,000 to some very scary people because gambling on human life is the only way you can get an erection anymore. We’ve all been there and everyone’s first instinct in those situations is always to fake your own funeral but this is where a lot of people make the most mistakes. Boris the Butcher is no fool. He’s seen the same ruse done hundreds of times so if you want to get out of this with your skull still roughly skull-shaped, here are a few things you should be mindful of:

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