How To Tell Your Baby You Love Them Without Making It Weird

A child is one of the most joyous gifts a person can ever receive. It fills you with so much light and happiness that it’s perfectly natural to want to express it by telling your kid that you love them so much. But what if you make it weird? What if they weren’t ready to say it back or even hear it? Great, now the entire house is awkward. Oh everything seems normal on the surface but you see how your child can’t even look you in the eyes as it pisses on you while you change its diaper. That’s because you jumped the gun there, bucko. Here’s what you could have done instead.

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Keep Your Family On Their Toes By Adding “SNAKES” To The Chore Wheel

Every parent knows that there’s nothing more frustrating and time-consuming than getting your children to do some work around the house. A chore wheel can help a lot with that. By having everyone spin a wheel to determine their task for the day, you will turn the entire thing into a fun game that the whole family can get into. For maybe a minute. Come on. A chore wheel can’t compete with your kids’ Duty of Battlefield Honor-stein: Origins or whatever. Where’s the challenge? Where’s the risk? Where is the feeling of danger that makes you feel alive?! That’s when the snakes come in.

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