OMG! My Neighbor’s Puppy Is So Cute I Want To Die!

Guys! GUYS! My neighbor has just gotten a new puppy and it’s the cutest thing in the whole world. I can’t even begin to describe how adorable that tiny little dog is! I can only tell you that every time I look at it, I want to literally die. Every encounter with that creature makes me want to cease to exist, just POOF, evaporate and have my consciousness removed from the fabric of the multiverse. I want to literally become nothingness and join in the Void. That’s how cute that dog is!

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