Get Fucked, Avocado, The Era Of Entire Watermelon On Toast Is Here

For literally hundreds of years, 21st-century young people have sustained primarily on avocado toast and hot tea. But the time has come to yeet that disgusting slime-fruit off your grilled bread and replace it with the new big thing: an entire watermelon. Do it now to claim you were ahead of everyone else when the whole thing inevitably takes off.

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