The Problems With So-Called “Renewable Energy” That The Media Won’t Tell You

Energy is neat. You can use it to run a microwave and make pop-corn at a fraction of the price you’d have to pay in the cinema. It also has other uses, I’m sure. Energy is very versatile. But the one thing it’s not, it’s free. Despite what the liberal media might have told you, there is no such thing as safe, green, clean, or renewable energy because all of it comes at a terrible price that no one has the balls to talk about. Well just call me the play area of Chuck E. Cheese’s that’s most drenched in bacteria and child urine because I’ve got a fuckton of balls:

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Questions That Science Still Cannot Answer

If science was really so smart, why wasn’t it ever retweeted by Kylie Jenner? But that’s actually just one of many questions that the idiot science cannot answer. I know that because for the past few months, I’ve been pestering my dentist (or a “Science Person,” if you will) with a bunch of complicated questions about life and the universe etc. And you know what I’ve learned? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Especially not the answers to…

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Money-Saving Tricks To Use This Tax Season That Will Most Definitely Get You Arrested

As we all know, taxes are LITERALLY the government hitting you over the head with a lead pipe and then rifling through your pockets for heroin money. As such, if you’re not trying to pay as little as possible in taxes, you are an enabler and an overall bad person who’s definitely going to hell. But how can we help the government by getting rid of their fix? Well, there are a few simple things you can try out this tax season but, word of warning, these will 100% get you arrested. But that’s the price we sometimes pay for a clear conscience.

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If You Remember These Awesome Cartoons, Then Project X Has Failed

The late ‘90s/early 2000s really were the best time. They had the best music, films, cartoons, and it was around that time that the Black Office of the shadow world government finally got funding for their mind-control experiment. 1,000,000 gallons of proprietary chemical cocktails in the world water supply later and it looks like Project X has been a total success. For the most part. We are still occasionally getting reports of people who seem to remember what REALLY happened 20+ years ago, so let’s do a test, OK? If you recall any of the following 1990s/2000s cartoons, then please report to the nearest Black Office operative for immediate termination. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

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Perfectly Innocent Pictures That Will Make You Think About Breasts Now That I’ve Put The Idea In Your Head

Tits, boobs, jugs, melons, cans, knockers, funbags, honkers, headlights, Bahama mammas, balloons, fried eggs, tatas, racks, the twins, whoppers, milk factories, perkies. There. Now try looking at the following, totally innocent pictures and not think about breasts. Go ahead, I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker.

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Helpful Tips For Losing Weight Fast

Few people are ever truly happy with how they look. We all have that one part of ourselves that we would like to get rid of. For some of us, it’s the second, blind face on the backs of our heads that tells us to go outside and collect pigeons (WHY, Clarence? We already have way too many!) while for others, it might be some of their extra weight. Let’s talk about the second one for now. Here are a few tips for getting skinny, extra fast:

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9 Mind-Blowing Facts You Never Knew About The Cast Of Saved By The Bell

Since first premiering 30 years ago, Saved by the Bell continues to be a show that existed. It told the story of friends who went to school and sometimes ate food, but the friends weren’t the same. No, they were different in many regards. Hair color for one. They were also portrayed by different people. Here are some facts about them:

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