So You Already Forgot The Name Of The Person You’re Talking To

First of all, don’t panic. This happens to a lot of people. A lot of dumb, stupid people who can’t be expected to focus for five goddamn seconds because they were too busy thinking about why Thanos didn’t just make more resources instead of killing off half the universe. Had no trouble remembering the name of ol’ Grimace’s Ballsack-for-a-chin, though, didn’t you? And now here you are, standing in front of this person you just met and you have no bloody idea how to address them. Christ, they’re looking at you. THEY KNOW! Umm… oh, try this one out:

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