Perfectly Innocent Pictures That Will Make You Think About Breasts Now That I’ve Put The Idea In Your Head

Tits, boobs, jugs, melons, cans, knockers, funbags, honkers, headlights, Bahama mammas, balloons, fried eggs, tatas, racks, the twins, whoppers, milk factories, perkies. There. Now try looking at the following, totally innocent pictures and not think about breasts. Go ahead, I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker.

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What Your Choice Of Socks During Sex Says About Your Lovemaking

Socks – they aren’t just for filling with batteries and taking them to Eagles games. Socks, or “foot condoms,” put a protective barrier between our naked bodies and the insides of our shoes to help keep things nice and professional between the two. But the question remains: are they also appropriate attire during sex proper? And the answer remains: yes, but not every sock’s the same. In fact, every sock color/pattern sends out a different signal to your partner about the style of your lovemaking. Here are some examples:

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