Tits, boobs, jugs, melons, cans, knockers, funbags, honkers, headlights, Bahama mammas, balloons, fried eggs, tatas, racks, the twins, whoppers, milk factories, perkies. There. Now try looking at the following, totally innocent pictures and not think about breasts. Go ahead, I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker.
Socks – they aren’t just for filling with batteries and taking them to Eagles games. Socks, or “foot condoms,” put a protective barrier between our naked bodies and the insides of our shoes to help keep things nice and professional between the two. But the question remains: are they also appropriate attire during sex proper? And the answer remains: yes, but not every sock’s the same. In fact, every sock color/pattern sends out a different signal to your partner about the style of your lovemaking. Here are some examples: