Fashionable Scarf Hacks To Make People Stop Asking About The Horns On Your Head

With the months growing colder and colder, it’s almost time to put that reliable and versatile accessory back in the game. I’m of course talking about the scarf. It’s amazing what just a few feet of rectangular material can do to completely turn your life around, from giving you a whole new, more-stylish look to drawing attention away from the two massive horns that suddenly sprouted on your head. So if you don’t want to spend the entire winter with a mean nickname like “Horny,” “Goaty,” or “The Bride of Adrammelech the Accursed,” then this guide is totally for you!

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Fashion Tips To Keep Your Man Guessing About Where You’ve Imprisoned Him

Relationships aren’t static. They are living, breathing things that thrive on variety and surprise whether you’ve been dating for a week or you’ve been married for 10 years or you’ve illegally imprisoned your boyfriend in a secret location after too many late nights with his “coworker” Janice. It’s especially true about that last one where total control of your partner’s life can easily give place to complacency. Here are a few fashion tips to help keep things interesting down in the Hole of Suffering.

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