Tits, boobs, jugs, melons, cans, knockers, funbags, honkers, headlights, Bahama mammas, balloons, fried eggs, tatas, racks, the twins, whoppers, milk factories, perkies. There. Now try looking at the following, totally innocent pictures and not think about breasts. Go ahead, I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker.
No, it’s not just you.
Keep telling yourself you’re not seeing it.
Kind of unevenly shaped but… yeah.
See anything you like?
Eyes up here, buddy/buddette.